Kim Swears

Kim Swears

Andy Murray’s finacee, Kim Sears. She has hair that would make Chris Hemsworth’s Thor cry into his steely hammer. She has eyes so blue that you’d struggle to find a similar hue in a Dulux colour swatch. She has a mouth that would make a Glasweigan alocholic weep in disgust.


World No. 6 and Wimbledon champion, Murray beat Czech favourite, Berdych, 6678, 6-0, 6-3, 7-5. You know us Brits; we’re so bloody patriotic, so when Andy’s winning, we’re buzzing more than a hyperactive wasp after downing two pints of Red Bull. Heck, after he won his first Grand Slam, nationalism surged through our body – people would actually launch tea and scones at him to show their appreciation. But maybe Kim is just a tad more, say, patriotic than us.

Yes. That is the angellic beauty, herself, swearing like – not just one, but – several troopers, after Andy beat World No. 7, Tomas Berdych.

Expert lip-readers (‘cos that’s apparently a job now) believe that Britain’s sweetheart (soz Kate; maybe if you swore more…) said “F***ing have that you flashy Czech, you flashy f***!” Well, believe me when I am SO glad she said ‘Czech’ and not something else. Everyone here at Blue Inc can breath a sigh of relief now…

While her outburst may have caused some people to whine on social media, I have a news flash for you: WOMEN SWEAR. In other news, water is wet. So get over it and just celebrate that one of the best tennis players that Britain has ever produced is well on his way to earning his third Grand Slam title, okay?

Do you have anything to say to the haters, Andy?

Andy Murray

I couldn’t have said it better myself.

By Daniel Merrifield