Guys and girls it’s Friday! If that isn’t enough to put a smile on your face our new weekly ‘Best Jokes of the Week’ post certainly will.

We want you to send us the best joke you’ve heard this week for the chance to appear on our blog!

So to get us started here are our top 10!

1. You won't be hearing from me for a while. The police are investigating me for stealing swimming pool inflatable’s... I gotta lilo

2. What's the Internet's favourite animal? A Lynx. (You can guess which department this came from!)

3. Me and my mate watched all of the Harry Potter films back-to-back. Luckily for me, I was the one facing the TV.

4. I'm mates with 25 letters of the alphabet - I don't know Y.

5. They say sex with three people is a threesome. That's why everyone calls me handsome.

6. You know who gives kids a bad name? David and Victoria Beckham.

7. I just got a brand new football for my wife. Top Trade!

8. So Jodie Marsh has won another body building contest. After all the dumbbells she’s picked it it won’t be long until Jordan is competing…

9. Imaginary friends. Great company in the park. Absolutely sh*t on a see-saw.

10. Past, present and future walk into a pub. It was a tense situation.

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It’s footie Friday time! Hurrah!

As if today couldn’t get any better eh? So once again we’ve been taking all things ‘football’ here at head office so without further a due…

Dan Merrifield, Social Media Assistant: “Love this - Luis Suarez claims he did not bite Branislav Ivanovic out of malice, but that he only wanted to see what Champions League success tastes like.”

Luke Harvey, Allocator: “If the rumours are true and Andre Villas-Boas leaves Tottenham I will be destroyed, literally crying buckets…”

Etienne (Joe) Hoffland: “According to the Metro, Germany goalkeeper Manuel Neuer has a new role after voicing the character Frank McCay in the German version to the sequel of hit animated movie Monsters Inc, called Monsters University!”

Ben Brodie, International Merchandiser: “So Scott Parker looks set for a move to Sunderland. Another case of Sunderland being the place where good players go to die!

“I’m also absolutely amazed by this – the ball doesn’t hit the floor once!”

So I know you’re all eager to find out what happened in last nights head office 5-a-side!

It was an eventful evening of trophies and injuries. Yes, buyer James was tackled and spent the rest of the evening moaning – needless to say the game continued. Although after hearing he might be on crutches the teams are now feeling a little bad! (check him out in the background of the pictures nursing his sore leg!)

The teams have now got a trophy which will sit proudly on the teams captains desk until the next game – how sweet. Team Good Lookin’ won this match – any bets on who will win next week?

If I were to tell you that there is a film out soon that mixes Being John Malkovich with Tropic Thunder and sprinkles a touch of Shaun of the Dead in for good measure, you’d tell me I was high, right?

Well Seth Rogen’s (speaking of high) latest venture, This is the End, is just that, my friend. With a bigger all-star cast than the Olympics closing ceremony (and less One Direction) Hollywood have just gone to prove that the end of the world can be so much bloody fun.

The movie begins at the one house party that everyone wishes they could be at – chilling with James Franco; doing jelly-shots with Jonah Hill; and chatting-up (and more than likely being rejected by) Rihanna. It sounds like an ultimate dream… Until Armageddon begins. S**t.

Imagine Celebrity Big Brother, but instead of being evicted, the stars were getting mauled and murdered in some of the most gruesome (yet hilarious) ways possible. If only that was the setup for Big Brother.

It sounds terrifying and crude but This is the End produces some of this year’s biggest laughs, including one of the most surprising conflicts between Franco and Danny McBride over man’s most vital necessity – pornography. Lads, are you even shocked by that statement? I didn’t think so.

If the end of the world is anything like this, then I say bring it on.

Dust off your tent and get the wellies at the ready – it’s festival season! Hurrah!

Packing isn’t the easiest of tasks at the best of times, but we’re just about to make it easier with our awesome competition!

That’s right we’re giving away some festival essentials – you know the products you can’t live without and more often than not the pieces you always forget – come on we’ve all done it!

You could be in the chance of winning your choice of a pair of sunglasses, a hat, bag and even a tee – what can I say, we’re always here to help!

How to enter.

All you have to do is head over to our Facebook page and enter via the app.

The closing date is 14th June at 4.30pm. The winner will be chosen at random and announced shortly after via email and Facebook.

Good luck!!

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The name Kal-El makes me think of someone on America’s Most Wanted list, not the world’s most powerful, courageous man who’s ever lived. Not David Beckham, you dweeb – I’m talking about Superman. (Did you not get that from the huge picture of him up there?)

Christopher Nolan has gone all Dark Knight on this franchise and Man of Steel is darker, moodier and he has even dared to tell Clark Kent to ditch the tiny, red panties. I nearly just passed out with relief.

The perfect Superman needs huge biceps, the chiselled jaw-line, and most importantly, that tiny hair-curl. Enter Henry Cavill. Even if, off-screen, he sounds like Keith in I.T.,

Cavill makes Superman sombre and grubby. Even if he does insist on wearing slim-fit shirts, Superman is far from camp. He’s just a six-foot tall lump of eye-lasering, frost-breathing, Amy Adams-flirting awesome. But he needs a matching villain. Boardwalk Empire’s, and all-round Hollywood bastard, Michael Shannon plays General Zod, the only villain who could pull of a name as ridiculous as that.

Zod attempts to take over planet Krypton, so Superman’s father, played by the gladiator himself, Russell Crowe, rockets his son into space. I’m so waiting for that to be the headline on Jeremy Kyle. Kal-El aka Superman aka Clark Kent is raised by Kevin Costner (Well, he plays Kevin Kent – I’m not saying the actor is Superman’s daddy.)

A lot of children keep secrets – some keep hush about who ate the last cookie; some even keep their dad a secret (I’m looking at every child of David Cameron’s). Not Kal-El, he has to keep his kick-ass abilities a secret. Bit annoying for him, because he could have pulled so many women with those. His powers are unleashed, however, when Zod comes seeking Superman, in an explosion of pain and brutality.

Prepare for the most superest franchise to be unleashed to the world.

Image: Francis Bourgouin via Flickr

Now I don’t know if you’ve heard but menswear is taking an even more feminine turn. It might be wise to sit down for this...forget the ‘man skirt’ (yes we’re looking at you Kanye), this season you guys will be donning ‘Meggings’ (FYI that’s men’s leggings).

If you’re sartorially savvy in the world of high fashion you may have heard of Meggings before but now they are heading onto the high street…be afraid, be very afraid.

OK so skinny trousers and jeans are becoming more common nowadays with the likes of Russell Brand donning the trend but Meggings are certainly not for the shy.

It’s got us thinking about some more trends that can be deemed dangerous…

Socks and Sandals – Another trend that for women has taken off, the socks and sandal combo has gone right to the top on the sartorial ladder. However this look should not be recreated by you lads – I mean come on, do you really want to look like a typical ‘Brit Abroad’ – thought not.

Sarongs – It was a make or break risk Becks took back in the 90’s but it’s one that should never, EVER be recreated. Lets face it none of us are Becks and you're basically wearing a skirt and that never works out well does it Kanye? (We promise to stop picking on Kanye...for now).

Flared Jeans – Too often they are teamed with a shirt that’s left open far too low and an oversized western buckle - the flared jean, a-la Simon Cowell are a big no no. There’s a difference between bootcut and flared lads, just remember that.

UGGs – Whoever had the bright idea to start selling these boots in men’s sizes needs to seriously rethink their career. Now because of them we have to endure seeing men (even middle-aged men) wearing them with their work trousers tucked in (yes really, I’ve seen it firsthand) or their jeans…god forbid they start wearing them with shorts…

What do you think is the most dangerous trend to come to men’s fashion? Tweet us @BlueInc

Lads it’s here – stag season. Now that doesn’t mean we’re going to see a bunch of deer in a field rutting (all those hours watching David Attenborough finally paid off)…no this season is slightly less reserved.

So get your fancy dress at the ready, it’s time to delve deep into the world of stag-dos…brace yourselves lads.

The traditional event of signing off your best mate to a life of misery (marriage) the classic stag do has become even more of a to-do since the release of The Hangover - you know the film where they all go to Las Vegas and get well and truly hammered? Course you do.

Since most men utter the words ‘what goes on tour, stays on tour’ before jetting off to get plastered they always seem to forget one thing – their mates have cameras and within seconds those images will be plastered all over the internet – don’t you just love modern technology? Not to mention the best mans speech is guaranteed to be full of ever-so-slightly censored hilarious events from that night…bet you can’t wait!

So with that in mind here are our most favourite stag-do images…(if your stag-do is coming up, take this as a warning).

If you’re adamant the stag do you’ll be attending will be a classy affair (dream on) then look the part in these essentials – well if he’s getting married off, it doesn’t mean you can’t have some fun, eh? nudge nudge wink wink!

It’s been a busy couple of weeks, we’ve been out and about walking the length and breadth of Britain (well almost) seeking out you trendy lot. From Oxford Street to Earls Court for Graduate Fashion Week you sartorially savvy lot have us green with envy.

Here’s our pick of the best!

It’s festival time and I’m sure every young dude out there is planning on how to outshine the others at the festivals. It’s the perfect season and time to showcase your fashion style, time to up your game and show the ladies that men’s fashion is not stodgy.

Before you begin packing those bottles of liquor, here’s a list of fashion essentials that will make you pack light.

First up we have the Bag, you’ll need a fashion inclined bag, small and light enough to store all your stuff. I can bet you that most guys will be carrying a backpack; you go for a stylish designed tote bag and stand out from the pack.

Shorts. The first piece of garment that needs to into the tote bag. Choose a breathable pair with cool pattern. You might need to pack a slim fit jeans or chinos as a spare, you never can tell what the weather’s going to do.

Sleeveless printed Vest/Tank top. A good way to show off those long hours you’ve spent in the gym and for showing off your new tat!

Polo shirt. If it’s hot you might need a short sleeve polo shirt that speaks class and fashion. Standing all day in the sun might not go down well so you might need to include a button down short sleeve shirt if the polo shirt won’t do. Oh and don’t forget nothing says slick and class like an Aztec print design.

Hats. You don’t just have to pack anything that covers your head. Patterned clothing is the in thing for men this season so adding a patterned snapback into your tote bag is not a bad idea. A neutral coloured fedora should stand you out totally from the crowd.

Plimsolls/Sneakers. You’ll need a footwear that can take dirt and withstand people stepping on your feet so pick something that you can easily slip your feet in and out. Also don’t forget to choose a colour that can be matched with other clothing materials in your bag.

Lightweight Hooded waterproof jacket. You never can tell, Mother Nature might decide to spit down on that fateful day and am sure you don’t want your hair ruined. Better to be prepared than not to be.

Sunglasses. Not news anymore, it is bright outside. Protect your eyes from the sun’s ultraviolet rays with a decent set of shades that speaks and match your style. Put into consideration the shape of your face, rim colour and design before packing.

Wristwatch. Wear a decent timepiece that will keep you running and also match your style and practicality. You might want to go for a digital watch that can be easily replaced if broken during the jumping and running.

Extras like bracelets and neck pieces should not be left out. These extras can easily fit into a small portion of your bag. Stay away from chain/stainless bracelets; go for bracelet with quality leather and clasps that can weather the storm.

Oh, and don’t forget your camera; you might need one to capture those ‘fashion fun moments’. But come to think of it who needs a camera when you can use your Smartphone, fits in perfectly into your shorts pockets.

By Oladapo Sodipe

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